Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

What is in a woman’s bag?

My girl and I went bowling on Saturday and I innocently told her that she did not need to bring a bag with her. She looked at me as if I had just landed from Mars.

OK, I understand she is attached to the bag but what is in a woman’s bag and why oh why is it so heavy? Dare I ask? “Have you ever seen a woman without her bag?” Sharon asked me. Now that I come to think of it, I don’t think I have. But why is it so heavy? Maybe Sharon is a secret serial killer and the bag holds her arsenal? The garotte, the knife and the Uzi 9m”m pistol? I better watch out.

So we started bowling and I broke a nail. Out of the depths of the bag, Sharon fishes a nail file and clippers and attended to the wound.

We were bowling with a friend and the poor girl got her finger caught between balls. Ouch! My dear Sharon immediately whips out a huge first aid kit and added iodine to the finger and then bandaged two fingers together. I personally think she was trying to stop the girl from beating her at bowling.

While eating, I dribbled some sauce on to my shirt. Understandable because when I look at Sharon I forget where my mouth is. Sharon brings out a box of wet wipes and cleaned my shirt. She then went off to reapply her makeup.

In this bottomless pit women call a bag, I have seen many things come out including creams and sun block and a hat. But I still have not found the hidden compartment where she stores her weapons …

This was originally published on my other blog, the SinglesWarehouse. Read the original here.

 

Lawrence Fisher

Lawrence is a social media enthusiast and a blogger who loves writing about dating and promoting other authors. He is also a programmer with many years of experience. Check out his book and you will laugh. Do keep in touch with him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter and on Google+. You can email him at info@killmenow.org.

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