Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

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Kill Me Now!

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Golfing

by Lawrence on 24/07/2012 - 0 comments

You all know my friend Ed, from my book? Well those of you who have read my book anyway. Well my good friend Ed is always so miserable. He is married and I do not think happily. He says that there are three rings associated with marriage: Engagement ring Wedding ring Suffering Anyway Ed runs away from me every two weeks to go on a business trip Not sure if it is from me or from his wife. He related this story …

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Game theory

by Lawrence on 09/05/2012 - 6 comments

Tomorrow is my birthday and I have decided that I am throwing myself a surprise birthday party. I definitely will be surprised if no one arrives as I have not yet told myself who I am inviting. Hmmmm, maybe I will go to a bar and invite one of the beautiful girls there to join my party of one? I can honestly say that after the third drink, I am the most handsome guy in town or that is what …

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Such Love

by Lawrence on 23/04/2012 - 4 comments

The love of my life, the one who always breaks my heart, you know the blond bombshell! Whenever I go to  visit her, she runs towards me, her short blond hair glistening in the sun. She leaps into my arms and lavishes me with kisses. Her tail wagging non-stop. Such love. Last night, I came home from work late and in my garden were two gorgeous golden retrievers brought there by two hotties, one in military uniform, the other in …

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Crazy lady syndrome

by Lawrence on 18/03/2012 - 6 comments

I will say it again and again. I do not understand women and I guess I never will. I can only hope to find someone who realizes that I am a brain-dead goof, the masculine gender of the homo-sapiens, and she will tell me what she wants instead of using hints and innuendos. How am I going to know when “yes” means “no” and “What?” is basically a hint that I must change what I just uttered. I saw a …

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Yippee

by Lawrence on 01/03/2012 - 5 comments

Returned home at 2:00am, totally depleted of energy, hail stones pelting  down from the heavens and no parking spot in sight. As an atheist, can I look at the heavens and say “Give me a sign!” If I did, it would make me a hypocrite. So I looked at my Siri-less phone forlornly and lo and behold a parking spot appeared before my very eyes. I grabbed it. OK, now I have to decide, to get a taxi to my apartment or to …

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