Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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Who wears the pants around here?

who wears the pants

Who wears the pants in a relationship? Here is a joke that I was told before I got married: On Fred’s wedding he took off his pants and handed them to his bride, Wilma and said, “Here, try these on.” So, she did and said: “These are too big, I can’t wear them.’” So Fred said: “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.” Then Wilma removed …

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What do you think about Louis Vuitton handbags?

Can I buy this instead of a Louis Vuitton handbag?

Louis Vuitton handbags My wife has a thing about Louis Vuitton handbags. We disagree on this issue. She says that they are gorgeous and stylish and I say they are hideous. I must admit that I do not know much about what women refer to as fashion, I do know what I like and what I don’t like. I guess I am abnormal in that way. However the long suffering wife informed me that she wants a Louis Vuitton handbag …

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Satan appears

Satan appears

A few minutes before the service is scheduled to begin, and just as the congregation is sitting quietly waiting, Satan appears. God’s prosecutorial angel, Satan himself. Instantly there is total panic. Members begin running towards the exits screaming. Many are trampled on as they fall in their frantic effort to get away from the devil. And within minutes, the hall is empty – empty that is except for James, a grey-haired 75 year old man who remains sitting calmly in his …

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Marriage joke

who wears the pants

Marriage joke I was sent this joke by a friend and I found it amusing: Jim decided to tie the knot and he married his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.” Jim gets this horrified …

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Marrying the wrong person


A video was sent to me today which I found amusing, all about marrying the wrong person. My wife will probably see this post, so before I am sent to sleep on the sofa tonight, I declare, “This is not meant about us, my darling.” The video is called “Four ways to marry the wrong person”

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