Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

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What is in a kiss

What is in a kiss?

What is in a kiss? “Aren’t you going to kiss me goodnight?” the lady said on the TV to her date. What is in a kiss that invokes so much emotion? Why is a kiss on a first date something to be desired? Why is it that a kiss from a lover has so much emotion and a kiss from a sibling or your dog has less? Why would the exchange of saliva and whatever the person had for dinner, be …

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My Next Life” by George Carlin

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MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re too young to work. You get ready for High School: …

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Lose Weight by Running

Lose weight by running

Want to Lose Weight? Who doesn’t want to lose weight, people will tell me. I also have a few kilos or pounds that I want to lose and I have taken up running to help me. Note that I said help. I have a lovely young wife and I want to look good as well, so I took up running. My doctor told me that I should run 5km every day. My good buddy, Ed from my book, told me …

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How to hack online dating

Online dating

Online Dating Online dating is the rage today. I met my wife on JDate, a site where Jewish people can meet or as I found out, where some people can meet Jews to date. There are a plethora of these sites available and more being added as we speak. Oops another one added! On these sites, the most important thing is your profile. I have discussed this often.  At no stage did I think that there was a chance of …

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Learn to dance to go on a date

Learn to dance

Learn to dance is good for picking up women. Or so they say! One of the ancient rituals to pick up women, is at a dance. In the movies, you always hear the guy say, “May I ask you to dance?” or at a school dance, you see all the males on one side and all the females on the other, heaven forbid they should mix. Many people think that dancing leads to sex and therefore there should be no …

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