Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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Farting and Dating!


Is farting and dating a taboo issue? Can it be discussed or is it disgusting? I have recently been exposed to some posts about this so I guess it is OK to proceed. A fart is basically an emission of gas from your anus or as someone else explains it, an explosion between your legs. Whether it has an odor or not often depends on what you ate. I remember seeing westerns in which they feasted on baked beans and then let …

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Mrs Right

Mrs right

As you realized from my previous post, I got married. Having lived with my bride for seven months before the wedding, I thought that nothing would change. Boy, was I wrong! I spent all my life looking for Mrs Right only to find that her first name was Always. My good friend Ed would probably be rubbing his hands together saying things like, “Heh, heh, I told you so. You should have listened to me!” I would add other things that …

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Noise pollution

Noise pollution while sleeping

What has noise pollution got to do with dating? Good question! It also means that you have not been reading my blog. I will tell you anyway. It is no secret anymore that my Sharon snores. Kill Me Now! I first mentioned it in this post, sleeping with the enemy. I probably also do, but she falls asleep so quickly that she does not hear if I snore or not. At times her snore can be so loud, that I …

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Escape a bad date

Escape from a bad date

How many of us have been on a bad date? How many of us have wanted to escape a bad date? How many of us have arrived at the date and seen that our partner is totally different and not even wanted to start the date? Believe me, I have been there and hence my book, “Kill Me Now!” My friend Tabetha when she gets to her date, and as you know you have 30 seconds to make an impression, …

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