Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

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What is in a kiss

What is in a kiss?

What is in a kiss? “Aren’t you going to kiss me goodnight?” the lady said on the TV to her date. What is in a kiss that invokes so much emotion? Why is a kiss on a first date something to be desired? Why is it that a kiss from a lover has so much emotion and a kiss from a sibling or your dog has less? Why would the exchange of saliva and whatever the person had for dinner, be …

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Meeting on the golf course, a joke

Golf course

My good friend Ed, from my award winning book, sent me this joke by email and I felt I had to share it. It is about a meeting on the golf course.  It may be a bit rude for some of you. A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him on the golf course and went to her  and said “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m …

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Time for some jokes

Some jokes to lighten your mood

Some jokes to lighten the mode How long has it been since you had a good laugh? Here are some jokes. Please bear in mind that some of them are quite rude. I hope I do not offend anyone. South Brooklyn Tony ON MATH South Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,’ I said ’6,’” replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. …

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Lose Weight by Running

Lose weight by running

Want to Lose Weight? Who doesn’t want to lose weight, people will tell me. I also have a few kilos or pounds that I want to lose and I have taken up running to help me. Note that I said help. I have a lovely young wife and I want to look good as well, so I took up running. My doctor told me that I should run 5km every day. My good buddy, Ed from my book, told me …

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Marrying the wrong person

Romance

A video was sent to me today which I found amusing, all about marrying the wrong person. My wife will probably see this post, so before I am sent to sleep on the sofa tonight, I declare, “This is not meant about us, my darling.” The video is called “Four ways to marry the wrong person”

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