Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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Why do men like dogs better than women?

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Why do men like dogs better than women ? Or better yet, why do some men Have a dog And no wife? The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. A dog’s parents never visit. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs find you …

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What if you forgot your dates name?

What If you forgot your dates name?

I was watching an episode of Mad Men and Donald Draper walked past a secretary and said, “Morning Donna.” To which she replied, “Allyson!” A mistake, of course. The secretary was not his, but he forgot her name. Not a big issue of course, in a big office. However it got me wondering, what would happen if you forgot your dates name! Assume you are on a date and you happen to like the girl. What would you do if …

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A Little Johnny joke, a version of Dennis the Menace


A Little Johnny joke A teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny was the first to speak out. Little Johnny proclaimed, ”I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher …

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50 Shades of Grey

The 50 Shades of Grey phenomenon has swept the world and become one of top-read books, even more popular than my own book. Check out 50 Shades of Grey.  I must admit that I have not read the book but maybe one day to see what it is all about. A friend sent me this joke: Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife …

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Andy Capp getting a beating

Mary, an angry housewife met her husband, Mark, at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. He was obviously drunk. “I assume,” Mary said with her most acidic sarcasm, “that there must be a very good reason for your coming home at six o’clock in the morning with booze on your breath and another woman’s perfume all over you?” “There is,” Mark said. “I’d like breakfast.” Credit to my brother for sending me this joke. …

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