Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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Who wears the pants around here?

who wears the pants

Who wears the pants in a relationship? Here is a joke that I was told before I got married: On Fred’s wedding he took off his pants and handed them to his bride, Wilma and said, “Here, try these on.” So, she did and said: “These are too big, I can’t wear them.’” So Fred said: “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.” Then Wilma removed …

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Lose Weight by Running

Lose weight by running

Want to Lose Weight? Who doesn’t want to lose weight, people will tell me. I also have a few kilos or pounds that I want to lose and I have taken up running to help me. Note that I said help. I have a lovely young wife and I want to look good as well, so I took up running. My doctor told me that I should run 5km every day. My good buddy, Ed from my book, told me …

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A Christmas Gift for you

A Christmas Gift for you

Tomorrow is Christmas eve and I have a Christmas gift for you. I am not a Christian or Catholic, I am Jewish, but Hanukkah has come and gone and I want to give you a real tangible Christmas Gift. I want to send you a copy of my book, “Kill Me Now!” This is a copy from my previous, now defunct publisher. The book will be sent to you from Jerusalem, the Holy City in Israel. It will be sent …

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Satan appears

Satan appears

A few minutes before the service is scheduled to begin, and just as the congregation is sitting quietly waiting, Satan appears. God’s prosecutorial angel, Satan himself. Instantly there is total panic. Members begin running towards the exits screaming. Many are trampled on as they fall in their frantic effort to get away from the devil. And within minutes, the hall is empty – empty that is except for James, a grey-haired 75 year old man who remains sitting calmly in his …

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I am the boss

I am the boss! The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: “I am the Boss !” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!” My wife said that I could post …

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