Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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Louis C.K. on dating

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Hi I know I have not been around for a while, my bad, but I came across this snippet from Louis C.K., the comedian and I found it quite funny. I hope you enjoy it as well.        

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How NOT to pick up girls!

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I am sure that everyone who finds this blog will assume that they were going to get tips on how to pick up girls or women, but for that you will have to approach an expert. I can pick up girls with ease but only if you refer to pick up as LIFT. There are a plethora of sites oferring information on how to pick up women and even some on how to approach younger girls. Here is Andy Capp’s …

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My Next Life” by George Carlin

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MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re too young to work. You get ready for High School: …

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Meeting on the golf course, a joke

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My good friend Ed, from my award winning book, sent me this joke by email and I felt I had to share it. It is about a meeting on the golf course.  It may be a bit rude for some of you. A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him on the golf course and went to her  and said “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m …

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Time for some jokes

Some jokes to lighten your mood

Some jokes to lighten the mode How long has it been since you had a good laugh? Here are some jokes. Please bear in mind that some of them are quite rude. I hope I do not offend anyone. South Brooklyn Tony ON MATH South Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,’ I said ’6,’” replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. …

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