Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. The art of matchmaking.

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Matchmaking has been around for a long time. Arranged marriages, considered a type of matchmaking, is in-bred in many cultures. Two sets of parents get together and decide that their children will marry one another when they are old enough. This can be for economic, political, cultural or religious reasons and it is irrelevant what the children themselves may want. In the Eddie Murphy movie, “Coming to America“, Murphy who portrays the crown prince to the throne of a fictitious …

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It is no secret anymore and it is time for me to come out and say it, “My name is Lawrence and I am an author!” My book is all about my humorous escapes or narrow escapes. You may ask, “who cares”, well frankly, I do. And if you like to laugh, so should you. Have I given up on dating? No, despite various disappointments recently, I continue the quest to boldly go where others have gone before in search …

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Your Profile

My previous post touched on the dating profile.  I have spoken about your profile before,  and I am adding that post here. Do not consider me an expert. I have only written one book. The number of dating sites out there are growing. I think as we breathe another one is created, all willing to take your money. You can do a scan and look for a free site, but often they are not always free. You are free to …

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Spring cleaning

Spring is here and so comes all the spring ailments. Sneezing from the dust, pollen and dare I say it “Spring Cleaning”. Everywhere you turn, people are cleaning for spring. Why can they not clean all year round still manages to baffle my mind. People come to work with hands smelling like bleach or lemons depending on the additive they used. Read my book for what happens when trying to date while people are “spring cleaning”. I managed to go …

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Crazy lady syndrome

I will say it again and again. I do not understand women and I guess I never will. I can only hope to find someone who realizes that I am a brain-dead goof, the masculine gender of the homo-sapiens, and she will tell me what she wants instead of using hints and innuendos. How am I going to know when “yes” means “no” and “What?” is basically a hint that I must change what I just uttered. I saw a …

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