Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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How NOT to pick up girls!

Drunk

I am sure that everyone who finds this blog will assume that they were going to get tips on how to pick up girls or women, but for that you will have to approach an expert. I can pick up girls with ease but only if you refer to pick up as LIFT. There are a plethora of sites oferring information on how to pick up women and even some on how to approach younger girls. Here is Andy Capp’s …

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Drunk

Andy Capp getting a beating

Mary, an angry housewife met her husband, Mark, at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. He was obviously drunk. “I assume,” Mary said with her most acidic sarcasm, “that there must be a very good reason for your coming home at six o’clock in the morning with booze on your breath and another woman’s perfume all over you?” “There is,” Mark said. “I’d like breakfast.” Credit to my brother for sending me this joke. …

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