Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

Meeting on the golf course, a joke

My good friend Ed, from my award winning book, sent me this joke by email and I felt I had to share it. It is about a meeting on the golf course.  It may be a bit rude for some of you.

Golf course

Borrowed from: http://olbroad.com/

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him on the golf course and went to her  and said “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m on.”

She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.” He thanked her and continued playing golf. On the back nine he got lost again.

He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. “I’m sorry to bother you again but I’m lost again, can you please tell me what hole I’m on.”

She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 14; you are on 13.” Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.

“I’m in sales.”

He replied “no kidding so am I. What do you sell?”

She said it’s too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she’d tell him if he promised not to laugh.  He promised. She said, “I sell tampons”.

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, “You promised you wouldn’t laugh”.

He replied “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I sell toilet paper. I’m still one hole behind you.”

Check out another golf joke on my blog. Kill me now!

 

Lawrence Fisher

Lawrence is a social media enthusiast and a blogger who loves writing about dating and promoting other authors. He is also a programmer with many years of experience. Check out his book and you will laugh. Do keep in touch with him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter and on Google+. You can email him at info@killmenow.org.

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