Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

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A Christmas Gift for you

A Christmas Gift for you

Tomorrow is Christmas eve and I have a Christmas gift for you. I am not a Christian or Catholic, I am Jewish, but Hanukkah has come and gone and I want to give you a real tangible Christmas Gift. I want to send you a copy of my book, “Kill Me Now!” This is a copy from my previous, now defunct publisher. The book will be sent to you from Jerusalem, the Holy City in Israel. It will be sent …

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Satan appears

Satan appears

A few minutes before the service is scheduled to begin, and just as the congregation is sitting quietly waiting, Satan appears. God’s prosecutorial angel, Satan himself. Instantly there is total panic. Members begin running towards the exits screaming. Many are trampled on as they fall in their frantic effort to get away from the devil. And within minutes, the hall is empty – empty that is except for James, a grey-haired 75 year old man who remains sitting calmly in his …

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Why do men like dogs better than women?

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Why do men like dogs better than women ? Or better yet, why do some men Have a dog And no wife? The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. A dog’s parents never visit. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs find you …

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I am the boss

I am the boss! The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: “I am the Boss !” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!” My wife said that I could post …

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The Asshole

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The Asshole wants to be the boss When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain said, “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.” The feet said, “Since we carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants,  then we should be the boss.” The hands said, “Since we must do all the work and earn all the money to …

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