Stamps and Kisses

In case you did not know I am also a stamp collector and today being Sunday I was fooling around and came across a blog that I felt was suitable to post, Stamps and Kisses. The blogger kindly let me copy is blog. The original blog for Stamps and Kisses is here. Copied by permission. New Zealand Frog Kiss Kid: I hope this frog will turn into a pretty princess! Frog: I hope this kid will turn into a handsome …

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Marrying the wrong person

A video was sent to me today which I found amusing, all about marrying the wrong person. My wife will probably see this post, so before I am sent to sleep on the sofa tonight, I declare, “This is not meant about us, my darling.” The video is called “Four ways to marry the wrong person”

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Farting and Dating!

Is farting and dating a taboo issue? Can it be discussed or is it disgusting? I have recently been exposed to some posts about this so I guess it is OK to proceed. A fart is basically an emission of gas from your anus or as someone else explains it, an explosion between your legs. Whether it has an odor or not often depends on what you ate. I remember seeing westerns in which they feasted on baked beans and then let …

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Mrs Right

As you realized from my previous post, I got married. Having lived with my bride for seven months before the wedding, I thought that nothing would change. Boy, was I wrong! I spent all my life looking for Mrs Right only to find that her first name was Always. My good friend Ed would probably be rubbing his hands together saying things like, “Heh, heh, I told you so. You should have listened to me!” I would add other things that …

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What is Love

As some of you realized, I have been away for a few weeks. I got married! I actually found that one woman who I will allow to make my life a living hell, so that all my friends can say “We warned you!” I am sure you will be hearing about some aspects in the coming blogs. Today I thought I would provide you with a blog I wrote before I proposed to my wife. click here to read my …

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Kill Me Now! – Book Giveaway

As a result of my nuptials, I am having a Book Giveaway. I am giving away the Kindle version of my book for free for the next three days! Until the 22nd March 2013. Click the Amazon image. “Kill Me Now!” Kindle version on Amazon.com – free for three days! For those who do not have a Kindle but they have an iPhone or iPad, you can download a free Kindle application here: https://itunes.apple.com/app/id302584613?mt=8

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Romance when you start aging

Romance when you start to get on in years: An elderly couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting..” Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me..” Mildly irritated, he reached across, …

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I feel good

OK, I feel good, really good! No, I am not on drugs, perish the thought, but I feel that I am on the top of the world. The reason will become apparent next week. But think for a moment. My book was voted best dating book of 2012 and my blog was voted as one of the blogs to follow in 2013. A dating site I blog for, Singleswarehouse, run by a very good director, wrote a post with what …

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Dating Profile considerations

Last week we caught up with Gina who discussed how to write profiles. She asked me to write a guest post for her asking some questions about women’s dating profiles and she would endeavor to answer them. I posted the following questions to Gina on Cupid’s Laboratory, an apt name for the partner seekers: Why do women not add a decent photo? Often there is either no photo or else a photo with them with someone else etc. I saw …

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Voted blog to follow in 2013

My blog was voted as blog to follow in 2013. proud to be amongst such great blogs and bloggers. Way to go Lawrence. An infographic by the team at CouponAudit .  

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Online Dating Profile

Three Years of Online Dating Profiles, Seven Lessons. That averages out to two lessons per year, or approximately one lesson every six months, with  a one-time holiday bonus thrown in. Not an honors-track performance, for sure – but here are the online dating profile concepts that managed to lodge themselves permanently in my hard head: Let your profile do your work for you. I’m not a proponent of old-fashioned, sexist ideas about requiring the man to get in touch first. …

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Blind Date

An awful blind date After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t stand another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim statement and said, “I have some bad news. My grand-father has just died.” “Thank God,” the girl said. “If yours hadn’t, …

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What is Cheating?

A colleague of mine in the dating world, Single Dating Diva, asked me a question. She asked me “what is cheating”? Or more correctly, she said that someone had sent her a question saying “How do you define cheating?” My comment to her was that if someone had thought to ask that question, they were already doing something that they felt guilty about and wanted someone to help their guilty conscience. Cheating does show that there is a problem in …

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How to Keep Your Relationship Happy

How to Keep Your Relationship Happy After a year or so of marriage you may experience some changes within the marriage. These changes are perfectly normal and happen to every couple but the key to holding onto your happiness is to deal with any changes in a positive manner. For example, you may feel that your spouse has started to take you for granted or that they have let their manners slip a little. If you allow these things to …

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Little Johnny

A Little Johnny joke A teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny was the first to speak out. Little Johnny proclaimed, ”I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel through Europe , an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, …

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