Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

Kill Me Now!

Drunk

Mary, an angry housewife met her husband, Mark, at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. He was obviously drunk.

A drunk Andy Capp getting a beating

Photo credit to: http://www.mikanet.com/museum/item.php?item=2107

“I assume,” Mary said with her most acidic sarcasm, “that there must be a very good reason for your coming home at six o’clock in the morning with booze on your breath and another woman’s perfume all over you?”

“There is,” Mark said. “I’d like breakfast.”

Credit to my brother for sending me this joke.

The image is from a British comic strip named Andy Capp. It was originally published in The Daily Mirror and The Sunday Mirror newspapers. Andy is a working class figure who never actually works, living in Hartlepool, a harbour town in northeast England. The title of the strip is a pun, a perfect phonetic rendition of that region’s pronunciation of the word “handicap”. Andy drinks all day and all night and always comes home drunk and late to his angry wife Flo who supports him and is a housewife as well. He would probably be saying “Kill Me Now!”

 

Lawrence Fisher

Lawrence is a social media enthusiast and a blogger who loves writing about dating and promoting other authors. He is also a programmer with many years of experience. Check out his book and you will laugh. Do keep in touch with him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter and on Google+. You can email him at info@killmenow.org.

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