Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

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Time for some jokes

Some jokes to lighten your mood

Some jokes to lighten the mode How long has it been since you had a good laugh? Here are some jokes. Please bear in mind that some of them are quite rude. I hope I do not offend anyone. South Brooklyn Tony ON MATH South Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,’ I said ’6,’” replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. …

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Who wears the pants around here?

who wears the pants

Who wears the pants in a relationship? Here is a joke that I was told before I got married: On Fred’s wedding he took off his pants and handed them to his bride, Wilma and said, “Here, try these on.” So, she did and said: “These are too big, I can’t wear them.’” So Fred said: “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you to ever forget that.” Then Wilma removed …

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What do you think about Louis Vuitton handbags?

Can I buy this instead of a Louis Vuitton handbag?

Louis Vuitton handbags My wife has a thing about Louis Vuitton handbags. We disagree on this issue. She says that they are gorgeous and stylish and I say they are hideous. I must admit that I do not know much about what women refer to as fashion, I do know what I like and what I don’t like. I guess I am abnormal in that way. However the long suffering wife informed me that she wants a Louis Vuitton handbag …

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Lose Weight by Running

Lose weight by running

Want to Lose Weight? Who doesn’t want to lose weight, people will tell me. I also have a few kilos or pounds that I want to lose and I have taken up running to help me. Note that I said help. I have a lovely young wife and I want to look good as well, so I took up running. My doctor told me that I should run 5km every day. My good buddy, Ed from my book, told me …

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How to hack online dating

Online dating

Online Dating Online dating is the rage today. I met my wife on JDate, a site where Jewish people can meet or as I found out, where some people can meet Jews to date. There are a plethora of these sites available and more being added as we speak. Oops another one added! On these sites, the most important thing is your profile. I have discussed this often.  At no stage did I think that there was a chance of …

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