Kill Me Now!

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The author spends his time trying to find the ONE, his soulmate, that special someone that he will spend the rest of his life with. Where is she hiding? Have they crossed paths before? Is she out there? While searching for Ms. Right, the author goes looking for love and gets into the strangest...

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My Next Life” by George Carlin

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MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re too young to work. You get ready for High School: …

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Meeting on the golf course, a joke

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My good friend Ed, from my award winning book, sent me this joke by email and I felt I had to share it. It is about a meeting on the golf course.  It may be a bit rude for some of you. A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him on the golf course and went to her  and said “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m …

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Playing Solitaire for all you lonely hearts out there

Solitaire's the only game.

Solitaire’s the name of the game After Valentine, I was thinking about some people who said that they had no one to be with on Valentine’s day and before I said “Bah humbug”, I felt that I owed them a mention. One woman I know has sworn off dating. She loved someone who did not love her back. So she gave it up for a life alone, with cats. I heard this old Carpenter’s song on the radio and I …

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Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. The art of matchmaking.

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Matchmaking has been around for a long time. Arranged marriages, considered a type of matchmaking, is in-bred in many cultures. Two sets of parents get together and decide that their children will marry one another when they are old enough. This can be for economic, political, cultural or religious reasons and it is irrelevant what the children themselves may want. In the Eddie Murphy movie, “Coming to America“, Murphy who portrays the crown prince to the throne of a fictitious …

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5 Love Songs They Should Write

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Sappy Love Songs We all know about those sappy love songs that tell us to fall in love and how wonderful forever will be. Those same love songs even may get us to the “Forever” part, but very few give us any practical advice on what long term relationships will be like. What we don’t hear is the less flowery more gritty everyday songs about love. Here are five love songs that somebody should write, that might actually be useful: …

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